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“Journalism can be a bit like a game of hide and seek - sometimes you're on the trail of a hot lead, and sometimes the lead is hotter than a sizzling plate of nachos at a Mexican restaurant.
Unfortunately, it seems like we've lost our way this time and stumbled onto this 404 page instead. Maybe we should have left a trail of breadcrumbs, or invested in a GPS system.
But hey, nobody's perfect - not even Woodward and Bernstein.*
* So says ChatGPT, who authored the contents of this page.